TheKillingDance

I'm Jess; Your typical 18 year old female. I like guys, romance, humor, fashion, fitness, movies, all that stuff. Eat your heart out.

donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

(via taylorjerkwinchester)

mitten:

when ur parents come home with a lot of groceries 

image

(Source: nowyuokno, via lolsofunny)

a-bra-cada-bra:

snk-potato-girl:

jake—from—statefarm:

This is a sea otter with hiccups.  
You’re welcome.


this is a seal

a-bra-cada-bra:

snk-potato-girl:

jake—from—statefarm:

This is a sea otter with hiccups.  

You’re welcome.

this is a seal

(via laugh-addict)

zillatamer:

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

a pop up book

(via crystallized-teardrops)

let-the-storm-rage-on-elsa:

Flynn and Rapunzel go on vacation.

Best thing I ever saw, for today.

(Source: a-world-of-our-very-own, via laughingstation)

deepspooking:

an important graph for everyone to see thank u

deepspooking:

an important graph for everyone to see thank u

(via ace)