TheKillingDance

I'm Jess; Your typical 19 year old female. I like guys, romance, humor, fashion, fitness, movies, all that stuff. Eat your heart out.

My Busy daddy (This will make you cry for sure)

ispeakquotes:

A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door.

SON: ‘Daddy, may I ask you a question?’
DAD: ‘Yeah sure, what it is?’ replied the man.
SON: ‘Daddy, how much do you make an hour?’
DAD: ‘That’s none of your business. Why do you ask such a…

(Source: sea-lilly, via evolutional)

thaihaha:

thefitally:

suuper bloated today, but it happens to everyone sometimes 😂 remembering why i eat well in the first place!

Still 310% sexy

thaihaha:

thefitally:

suuper bloated today, but it happens to everyone sometimes 😂 remembering why i eat well in the first place!

Still 310% sexy

(via health-gasm)

(Source: bi-bibirdie, via -killerqueen)

xld:

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka

(via ace)

hauntumn:

I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming

(Source: evaunit08, via astound)